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Immaculate Reception

Is when you poop and you go to wipe your butt but the toilet paper comes back clean on your first wipe.
It's a good thing I had an immaculate reception because there was only three squares left on the roll.
by Kiloh Jonson December 31, 2008
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Prejection

The act of rejecting something, before the concept has even been posed, especially when pertaining to a relationship or date
Guy: So... I was wondering if--

Girl: No, I won't go out with you

Guy: Wow...Prejection!
by actorkidrox February 24, 2009
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Your perception of

Usually followed by a rudimentary concept, indicates to the listener that they have made an idiotic misintepretation that a child could see was deliberate.
Your perception of Jesus' words in <bible reference> is quite funny. Maybe we could you your own radio show for this shit! I'm sure that faggot show would love to have you.
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 10, 2004
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prerection

noun: The condition, state, or sensation of sexual excitement accompanied by increased pulse, coursing hormones (such as epinephrine) in the bloodstream, and neurotransmitters (such as phenylalanine) in the brain, that precedes an male erection of the penis, or female erection of the clitoris.
Having read and re-read the amorous note from Frenchy, Allyson's prerection caused her to grow moist.
by Achilles Murat II November 9, 2011
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prevention

"Hey, byatch! Youse got protection on yer bling bling?"
by Alex Quantashassle May 31, 2005
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male receptionist

A man who is comfortable enough to work a job role stereotyped to be a woman's.
"It's great to have a male receptionist working with us, as it brings diversity and modernism"
by Riley Lissandra January 12, 2016
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hypo-perception

The unconscious reaction to big failures by reducing the intensity at which the individual perceives life.
After not getting elected to office plus other failures he experienced, including not finding his correct mate, Isitin Jones slid into a state of hypo-perception.
by but for September 21, 2018
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