Mulled Prawn

A freshly douched vagina.

The wife came to bed and straddled my face with her mulled prawn.

I had a touch of the stank puss but thanks to a little vinegar and water I’ve got a wonderful mulled prawn.

by Dick Onchin October 20, 2021

King Prawn

Cheap porno term. Instead of buying lubricant to fuck ass, you spit there

James King Prawned Kate as they were both horny and wanted anal sex and was'nt prepared to go buy lube

by James March 10, 2003

prawn head

insult used on people with a head shaped like a prawn.

:wordsoup/word, prawn head.

by Khoo September 18, 2003

Prawn Cracker

The dry crusty tissue that results after wiping up cum from a wank.

Fuck man, how longs it been since you been with someone, I bet you have hundreds of prawn crackers under your bed.

by lemonmeringuepie October 23, 2008

strum the prawn

Strumming the prawn is when you've been on a 3 day bender and you and your mates fancy a kfc on the scagged Sunday evening, then some sted head lad with a fake tan invites you to the disabled toilet and proceeds to ferociously pet your mary (prawn) with greasy chicken fingers.
Troy Quigley

He's taking that girl to the bed.
The Lads: Strum the Prawn.

by Troy Quigley August 10, 2015

Prawn cocktail

The result of spunk mixed with blood after having rough sex or sex during your period

The sheets were covered in prawn cocktail.

by mouth2 September 7, 2013

Prawn crackers

the crispy remains of tissues used for mopping up man milk, which have been left under the bed forgotten

just been in your brothers room and it is full of prawn crackers the little strummer

by Dan Glibals March 3, 2009