Pouching

The act of sticking ones penis into the pouch of a kangaroo for sexual pleasure.

The "Junior Electrical Engineer" was on walkabout when he saw a kangaroo and decided it was time to do a little Pouching.

by Moistbungholeplugger October 6, 2020

Pitching Loaves

To take large dump or excret a massive amount of feces.

Dude, I walked in on my grandmother pitching loaves in hte bathroom today and it smelled like a cow died in her rectum.

by Badams March 14, 2006

friend poaching

Anytime you look through the friends of YOUR facebook friends for anyone you may know. Specifically to add anyone that is already NOT your friend. In other words a lazy approach to finding people by using the existing work of others.

I was 'friend poaching' the other night on facebook. I found three people I went to high school with when I searched through my friend Alex's facebook friends.

by rudeboyrude December 15, 2009

pitching duel

angry sex between two men, in which either man fights to be the one "pitching" (or penetrating the other) in violent passion.

Chris:"Sean and I got in a fight last night."
Billy:"Oh no, did u guys break up?"
Chris:"No, in fact it ended in a pitching duel."

by thedefiningday April 7, 2010

Pitching on short rest

When you've jacked off and haven't had time to recharge, then try to have sex.

"Aight, I'm off the the GF's house"

"Dude! You getting it in?"

"Yeah man, but I'm pitching on short rest."

by DeeAps October 17, 2013

pitching to the rhino

Trying to woo the large and/ or unattractive lady around last call at any given bar.

When I failed to land the hot blonde's number at 1:30 am last night at the bar, my wingman , suggested that I try pitching to the rhino.

by MrFauxBot February 26, 2017

Poaching session

A time period where someone has roasted another person several times.

Bill: wow dude, you okay?
Rick: yeah man I was trying to debate wage gaps and Jim just kept demobilizing me!
Bill: that must have been a good poaching session! Wish I was there.

by Jason Jampsh June 27, 2017