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Post Vax Horny

The COVID Vaccine side-effect that results in a highly elevated sex drive.
Ray: Hey man how are you feeling after getting the vaccine?

Mike: Feeling pretty good bro, I’ve been harder than a diamond in an ice storm...I’ve got the Post Vax Horny.
by TheCap419 April 24, 2021
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post-adastra depression

The empty feeling you’re left with after finishing the Furry Visual Novel; Adastra
It’s been weeks since I’ve finished the game and I’m still suffering from post-adastra depression
by DylanDiablo December 7, 2022
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Post Nut Depression

A feeling that is complex and mystifying.You never know why it happens but it does.
Mom: Are you ok son?
Son:You wouldn’t understand.The post nut depression just hit.
Dad:I understand my child.
by Macaroni and Cheese Bitch October 27, 2019
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Post nut clarity

Post nut clarity is when you bust a nut, your mind becomes clear and you achieve negative hornyness.
This has practical uses if you want to get something done but can’t get to it because of your sexual urges.

Post nut clarity can also be when you realize what f*cked up sh*t you just beat your meat to, and instantly regret that you were born male.
Just remember that you should never feel regretful of something that felt right in the moment, if that’s some weird shi*t then you might just be a weirdo though.
I had no motivation to do homework, but with that post nut clarity I had that sh*t done right away.

Ay I’m never beating my meat to fat library women again, wtf am I doing?
by GurtCobain May 20, 2020
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Post-Amnesia

(noun) - When someone makes a comment regarding a post on Facebook or tweet that you completely forget about.
Jody: So did you end up all wet this weekend?
Chuck: Excuse me?
Jody: Yeah you facebooked it was raining at your cabin.
Chuck: Ohh riggghhhhttt... Sorry, Post-Amnesia
by ITALUS September 12, 2011
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South China Morning Post

A shitty biased pro-Chinese government newspaper that got banned in its own country.

A newspaper company that makes false claims and sucks Xi Jinping's dick just so they won't be banned. They're supposed to be "the most credible newspaper in all of Hong Kong" but nobody likes them. There has never been a newspaper company so biased, ever.
South China Morning Post: Durrrrrrr America Bad, Russia Bad, Hong Kong Bad, Tibet Bad, Taiwan Bad, Japan Bad, South Korea Bad, Vietnam Bad, India Bad, (etc.)

Anyone with a brain: Shut the fuck up
by Jagohno October 21, 2020
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play by post

A role playing game usually conducted over an internet forum.
Kevin is in a play by post for White-Wolf's Mage rpg with his friends.
by 403forbidden May 30, 2006
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