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typical asian pose

When Asians, usually Asian tourists, want to take a picture, and hold up two fingers in the V sign aka peace aka "bunny ears" and use a cheesy smile
Alight evelyone, do the typical Asian pose and smile for the camela!

Ceiling Pose 

The act of (typically in a "myspace picture") of rolling your eyes so that it looks as if you are staring at the ceiling. Typically performed by teenyboppers, and anyone trying to look "hip" on myspace. But it is not.
Jordan: Look at Leigh. Shes doing her ceiling pose in that picture again. Shit never changes.

Josh: What are you staring at in that picture? (Points to photo)
Lauren: Oh I just put my eyes that way cause it looks hip.
Josh: Fucking teenyboppers. Thats such a ceiling pose.

Ceiling Pose by CeilingPoseHaters October 4, 2008

facetime pose 

Similar to the famed "MySpace Pose", but on Apple's new iPhone. Involves holding the phone at an elevated level from the subject during video calling, so as to make them look better.
Dude with iphone: Kelly's trying to video call me!
Other dude: Quick, son hit up the facetime pose!
Dude with iphone (raising phone above his head and pushing talk): Oh! Hey Kelly. What chu doin?
facetime pose by ngiardina June 27, 2010

Sydney Pose 

The pose that most girls pose do when they can't decide how to pose
It includes one hand on the hip, one leg bent, leaning either forwards or backwards, raised eyebrows and either looking fierce or smiling

The pose was initiated in the area of Sydney and has since caught on, taking over the minds of all teenage girls

ratchet pose 

various types of ghetto poses often include:
- putting two of your fingers near your eye
- doing the peace sign and sticking out your lips (like your about to kiss)
Let's do some ratchet poses and post them on Instagram!
ratchet pose by mockingjay22 November 27, 2013
A religious ritual which is served as an offering to the god of all things, Danny Devito, typically done on tuesdays. The day of tuesday requires at least one T-pose to be performed to appease Danny. To perform a t-pose, one must stand with a blank expression with their feet together, and raise their arms to their sides until their stance is similar to the letter T. Performing a t-pose is almost aleays accompanied with the Halo theme. Women cannot t-pose.
"Guys it's t-pose tuesday!" *T-poses and sings the halo theme*
T-Pose by Some fucking dude June 12, 2018