Porsche punched

To hit someone so fast and clean they don’t want any more smoke.

He backed down like a bitch. No, I porsche punched his ass, you didn’t see it?

by The polish plummer May 21, 2024

Push the Porsche Around

A girl putting a finger up a man's anus while giving head.

She wasn't too good at head, but she really got my motor running when she started to push the porsche around.

by Angela UNH February 15, 2009

Welfare Porsche

An old, battered, worthless car that had previously been a flashy, expensive status symbol when it was new. These are driven by poor people who falsely believe that ownership, even if impractical, continues to be an outward sign of success and status.

He thought he looked cool when he drove up in his welfare Porsche -- a rusty1977 Chevy Camaro with a blown head gasket.

by blametaker April 14, 2013

Four Door Porsche

A slightly chubby girl but with a really cute face

Bro Julie is pretty cute, but she's kind of a four door Porsche

by Richard Johnson July 11, 2017

Poor Man's Porsche

The phrase refers to the engineering similarities between the low priced Chevrolet Corvair of the 1960s and the Porsche 356.

The phrase "Poor Man's Porsche" was actually coined in a May 1963 Car & Driver article while road testing a Chevroloet Corvair Monza Spyder. Chevrolet turned the staid, economy oriented, four door Corvair into a sport compact with the addition of bucket seats and a 4-speed transmission with manual floor shift. These features, combined with the Corvair's rear mounted, all aluminum, air cooled motor and 4-wheel independent suspension drew inevitable comparisons between the Corvair and the Porsche 356. But the top of the line turbocharged Corvair Monza Spyder costs just a shade over $2,700 while the cheapest Porsche 356 powered by a 1600 cc air cooled flat four ran over $4200, with high performance versions such as the 4-cam Carrera 2 costing well over six grand. This comparison became even more prominent when Porsche introduced their 911 model in 1964 (now both cars had an all aluminum, air cooled, flat six motor) but the price diferential was now even greater, hence "The Poor Man's Porsche" moniker proliferated.

by Autohistory October 8, 2009

pink Porsche

The penis. Used in euphemisms or expressions for anal sex.

Jemima was apprehensive about anal, but decided to let Leonard park his pink Porsche in her grimey garage anyway.

by Viva La Bambi April 3, 2006

poor man's Porsche

1) Any of the cheapest offerings from the Porsche auto company, especially anything from the Boxster line.

2) Any low-end item from a prestigious manufacturer.

My idiot boss thinks he's hot shit because he got a new sportscar, but it's just a poor man's Porsche.

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That watch is the poor man's Porsche of Rolexes.

by gumpish July 12, 2006