Pootsy Tubbolard

An old woman with 70's reading glasses who has what is called a 'front bum' or FUPA. Generally, this person gets below-average grades in school and has no real skill, talent, or interests except chatting online and popping prescription drugs.

Pootsy Tubbolard ate 10 donuts in one sitting.

by squiggles62 December 19, 2025

Neck poots

When a persian boy has a vagina on their neck and goes by the name of narek, or Zumax

Ba ba is that neck poots! 😂😂

by Eshi Glux June 28, 2019

Get Pooted

The saying “Get Pooted” is used in a first person shooter video game to refer to killing someone in said fps.

The word “Pooted” means “You fuck her so hard in the ass she shits” and using this saying, it’s similar to “get shitted on” but in the ass

“Dude you killed me!”
“Get pooted.”

by Getpooted December 17, 2021

cutesy pootsie

It is an endearing term for friends, strangers, or inanimate objects.

It comes from the root words cute and poot(fart).

So this can be interpreted as calling someone or something a “cute fart” (endearingly)

They are so cutesy pootsie.

I love how cutesy pootsie you are.

by mymelody1145 January 15, 2024

suny Potsdam

A small school in upstate NY. Most majors are getting cut unless you’re in music ed, early ed, or business. The population is 1/3 cranies 1/3 athletics 1/3 people you’ll see again and again but know literally nothing about.

Person 1: Yeah I go to SUNY Potsdam.
Person 2: Sorry man that sucks

by Morgasm Fuckley July 8, 2024

Small Silent Poots

Puppy Farts; noiseless gas clouds that are between cute and disgusting but still precious making you smile and even praise in non putrid situations only because he is the cutest puppy in the world and only kisses he does, kisses only...

Sam Sam is never punished even when he drops some Small Silent Poots after eating treats all day.

by reborn925 November 18, 2012

Pop Rocks Poots

When you have gas, but you're trying to hold it so hard that you end up making little pop-pop-pop noises as the gas escapes. It’s essentially the popping sensation that you get when you put pop rocks in your mouth, but its from the other end.

Hey bro, what’s u…whoa. You don’t look so good. How many of those Taco Bell seafood salads did you have?

Hey bra. Like… three.

Bro. You. Do. Not. Eat. Seafood. From. Taco. Bell! You’re 💯 gonna get the Pop Rocks Poots!

by Majestically Bald August 31, 2023