pooner

A poo covered boner.

John pulled his pooner out of his wife's filthy ass and made her lick it clean.

by filthy spitfire March 26, 2010

pooner

Anyone who would rather chill out with their families on a friday night then their friends and secretly masubating after their uncle goes to sleep

Im going to see my uncle cuz im a pooner, pooners dont like swiss chalet, 14 and a quarter inch pooner

by DON STASHIO May 1, 2010

pooner

You'll all wrong. The real definition is (watch OZ) a person sticking a spoon in the other guy ass, the reciever is a pooner. A person can be a pooner that likes to stick spoons up his own ass too.

Daniel your a pooner, when are you going to stop sticking spoons up your ass.

by The Dirty Pajerty April 21, 2006

pooner

1. Someone who creates a great product but doesn't like using it for popular activities
2. Apple CEO who disapproves of graphic depictions of sexual intercourse and /or nudity

Me: Macs are great for looking at Porn.
You: But Steve Jobs hates Porn......and videogames
Me: What a pooner

by jarja May 25, 2011

pooner

An evening out on the town looking for easy women.

Can't work Saturday. Jake and I have a pooner planned.

by druu9 May 10, 2010

pooner schooner

an Indian that runs very fast and is defiantly Indian, not those hybrids, where they could be Filipino or they could just be tan

Non-Indian Dude 1:So I was scopin' poon and you should have seen Abajajabababa run
Non-Indian Dude 2: Defiantly a pooner schooner

by eddie house May 15, 2009

Pooner

A pooner is known as a saggy vagina.

Melissa is such a hoe and has a huuuge pooner man.

by tori has a nice pooner! July 4, 2011