poodle pop

a sexy man to whom you refer to in child-like terms in order to come across as sweet and cute

Barbie : hey poodle pop, how was your day?
Ken: just great baby, I missed you.

by kerry c September 11, 2006

poodle oiler

A rich snob.

Ugh, you're such a poodle oiler!

by Person who needs to share this April 28, 2009

poodle walker

Someone lacking in testicular fortitude. Takes his girlfriends little yappy ankle biting purse dogs for walks in public displaying her complete dominance over his actions.

Bob: " that guy is such a pussy"
Jim: "what a poodle walker."

by scot olson lowndes May 6, 2014

ramen poodle

An unattractive person who has hair that resembles instant noodles.

whoa did you see that chick?" - Yeah I did, total ramen poodle.

by SOLARMOON July 19, 2010

Sign my Poodle

To pull out of a woman just before you climax, and ejaculate across her pubic hair. You are said to be signing her poodle, or simply "signing the poodle".

"Ah, baby. I'm gonna cum. You on the pill or do you want me to pull out?"
"Sign the poodle, just in case."

And when I'm sipping on a Perrier in some cafe down in St. Tropez, it's hard to keep the fans at bay. They say, "Sign my poodle, s'il vous plait!" - "Weird Al" Yankovic, Genius in France

by Pleasureboy_1, author March 27, 2009

oi with the poodles already

The hit new catch phrase soon to sweep the nation. created by Lorelei Gilmore of Gilmore Girls.

Man I'm telling you I have this feeling Oi with the poodles already is gonna be bigger than "What you talkin' 'bout Willis?

by Lady X May 16, 2006

poodong

self explanitory.... someone who has poo on their dong usually the result of shoving their penis into someone's ass

hey there goes mr. poodong

by Jeff February 10, 2003