Pillock

Noun for Idiot, fool. Originally a slang term for the penis but fairly inoffensive now its this meaning has been forgotten. Derog. ref British Slang Dictionary.

Something along the lines: "Sorry James, I am a fully-rigged, rate A1, ocean going pillock. -James May

by jump3r_22 September 4, 2018

Lady Pillows

Big or small breast, that are comfortable to lay on.

Not always firm, but very comfy.

another way of talking about breast in front of children:

"I like your lady pillows"

"You have nice Lady pillows and BBN's(Baby bottle Nips)".

by Jeg Gee June 4, 2010

booby pillow

n. the name for a female when she lets a male use her boobs a pillow

"Yo, Jen. I'm gonna take a nap. Take off ya bra and be my booby pillow."

by KP123KP September 23, 2011

Pussy pillow

The pillow that you shove between your legs that stops your knees from rubbing together when you go to bed

Ever since I introduced him to the pussy pillow John cannot get a good night's sleep without it.

by ThePussyPillow December 22, 2020

Pillowed

A state of tiredness where one starts to feel intoxicated. Common symptoms include poor articulation and giddiness.

"I'm so pillowed"

Friend 1:DUDE we've been up for *counts fingers* 26 hours!
Friend 2:wooah nelly, I's expectin mmoore *laughs* mmoor *laughs* no no *laughs...continues laughing*
Friend 1:...ok then..?
Friend 2:*laughing* no no, I *continues laughing*
Friend 1:umm... you're just plain Pillowed man.

by HF clan April 18, 2010

Drop the pillows

The act of throwing down your gloves ("pillows") in a hockey game to start a fight.

Brooks: Things are getting chippy out there.

Alex: Yeah, if Crosby doesn't check himself, I'm going to drop the pillows on his ass.

by bhl1677 March 14, 2010

Poop pillow

Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.

Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .

by Poot there it is!!! December 14, 2016