point of no return

1. A point that will eliminate all odds of you turning back once you cross it.

2. A phrase that will yeet a centillion sexual definitions at you if you even dare to look it up on Urban Dictionary out of curiosity.

So yeah... You've ran across the rare definition of this word that isn't unnecessarily sexualized.

1. An example of a point of no return is a black hole's Event Horizon. Once you cross it, it's over for you.

2. Humanity will go extinct by the time I find a non-sexual definition on "point of no return" in this place called urban dictionary.

by Silicosis9324 April 28, 2022

fecal point

The exact point in time when a plan, business, military operation, or other human endeavor falls apart and heads toward failure. The point when everything turns to shit. Opposite of "focal point" at which everything comes together.

United States military operations in Iraq passed the fecal point long ago.
Rep. Mark Foley's political career reached the fecal point when the news media published his e-mails and instant messages to Congressional pages.
My life will reach the fecal point when my parents see my grades this semester.

by James Roger Brown October 4, 2006

Woke Points

A way to recognize someones hightened enlightenment, superiority or overly progressive views by handing out invisible imaginary currency. Mostly distributed in the comments section of a racially charged article on Facebook.

Did you see Doug's comments explaining how mathematics perpetuates white privilege and should be considered racist altogether. Wow, he is sooo Woke, I award him 25 woke points.

by Nucksey October 31, 2017

laser pointer

A fun thing that you flash in peoples eyes causing blindness

by Anonymous August 31, 2003

pointe

Pointe is when a ballerina is dancing on the tips of her toes. Pointe is usually started when young ballet students are about 12 or 13. You need to have strong ankles, and good technique to be able to go on pointe.

"Your ankles look strong enough to go on pointe," the teacher told Rebeeca.

or

"My pointe shoes are Bloch Balance European."

by Allie G. July 20, 2006

Lighthouse Point

The "mini Palm Beach." A small city on the East coast of South Florida known for its affluent population and low diversity. The typical Lighthouse Point person is in their 50's, already retired, plays squash, has two boats, and spends his free time at the Lighthouse Point yacht club. He is married with a blonde trophy wife, and has two kids who go to prep school.

Contrasts with Boca Raton because of its extremely low Jewish population. LHP could be the WASPiest city in Florida.

Kids tend to either go the preppy route or the surfer route, or a mix of both.

Also notable for its highly attractive female population, rampant cocaine use amongst the youth, and wealthy New Englander's who have summer houses in Lighthouse Point.

Look at that kid with seer-sucker pants, brooks brothers polo, and sperrys. Typical Lighthouse Point brat.

by TrinityBantams May 30, 2011

Pointy Haired Boss

Refer's to Dilbert's boss, but also by association to all other mindbogglingly stupid bosses lacking foresight, technical knowledge, leadership skills, morality or tact.

"I'll get next weekend off, but I'll have to work on the PHB."

"My new job's ok, except there's a classic Pointy Haired Boss in my department."

by master_gopher July 1, 2006