zituation

a situation concerning zits; the appearance of zits on ones face

You have a serious zituation going on on your ugly face.

Please take care of that zituation. Pronto.

by jkkkkkkk December 22, 2008

lose-lose situation

You lose both ways in a situation.

"I thought that lying to Mark would keep his feelings from being hurt, but really his feelings got hurt AND he doesn't trust me any more. That's a lose-lose situation."

by ATL 098 February 12, 2010

Nguyen-Nguyen Situation

When you meet two Vietnamese chicks that are down for a three-way.

"So what happened with those two Vietnamese bitches you were hanging out with?"
"Bro I slayed all that Hoison pussy...it was a Nguyen-Nguyen situation!"

by reversefront September 9, 2016

The Situation

When a man has a hard on.

It looks like we need to do something about the situation, or you'll have to do the situation walk.

by Amphibious Goddess June 3, 2016

swasticky situation

A sticky situation (difficult or awkward situation) involving someone and/or something being racist. Derives from the word "swastika" and "sticky".

Jim: "Last night at a bar I called a Jew a kike. He got so pissed, we were shouting at each other and everyone was staring"

Bob: "Looks like you were in a swasticky situation"

by jooshep August 28, 2010

Situational Jealousy

Jealousy that only occurs during certain situations.

Kim's Date: So would you consider yourself a jealous person?
Kim: Generally, I am not a jealous person. It really just depends on the situation. If there was a girl that wasn't close or related to you, who just so happens to be all up on you. That would make me jealous.

Therefore, Kim has situational jealousy.

by Jesseka V June 4, 2015

situational friendship

situational friendship

1)people who you never see outside of a club or place of education
2) a friendship which revolves around a particular interest, which quickly dissolves once you both change interest
e.g.

Typically work colleges, friends of friends or people at a club

also includes that one person who you only spend time with on a night out

Lucy: Grace and I hung out all the time at college, but since graduating we drifted apart
Dennis: It sounds like you two just had a situational friendship

"So it turns out that douche bag best friend was just a situational friendship- he never got in contact since I moved out of town"

Adeela: It's funny how we were was such good friends with people in drama class last year
Grace: But since we drama class left we never seem to talk to them anymore
Lucy: I guess it was just another situational friendship

by flowers_in_my_footsteps June 6, 2017