nit pixing

Overly critical analysis of a software application's graphical, user interface, or GUI. Typically of the sort where the critic complains that graphical elements are a single pixel too wide, or misplaced by a single pixel.

The boss just finished nit pixing the dialog box that I wrote.

by Dave Newman June 27, 2006

Pining For The Pork Sword

When a woman is in serious need of penetration by cock.

Dolan: Hey Fav, what did you and the locals do last nite?
Fav: We flared a couple of fatties on Inn Street and then went to The Grog to watch some band.
Dolan: What up with the chick scene?
Fav: Mostly local MILFs out pining for the pork sword.
Dolan: You do any clam stabbing?
Fav: Did some finger banging behind The Thirsty Whale, not much else.
Dolan: Typical nite in the port.
Fav: Yup.

by Fav May 1, 2008

pilkington

A Pilkington moment is to say something extremely stupid. Carl Pilkington is Ricky Gervais' friend and works alongside Ricky and Steve Merchant (The Office co-producer) on their world record winning podcasts. He has a head shaped like an orange and endures comedic bullying from Ricky and Steve.

"Why buy Africans a goat for Christmas? It's just another mouth to feed and the goat won't like being in Africa anyway" Carl Pilkington

by Kizzi May 23, 2006

Piping bag

A big fat lady who squeezed into a pair of leggings so her legs look like piping bags full of frosting

Look at that piping bag over there. If she clenches too hard there’s gonna be frosting everywhere!

by Pork Almighty August 25, 2019

B Piking

To constantly want a large pike in your mouth. A large round shaft. The constant and unconditional craving for dick.

Ian: Yo dude, let's go score some women.
Ben: Nah man, I'm sort of B Piking right now. I gotta get my hands on some prime meat.

by Jesus Goldberg January 22, 2008

Pilongo

A word used to describe someone who did something: Idiotic, Stupid, Homosexual related.

Francisco ran outside in his underwear holding a sausage in his hand, and waving it in the air, therefore he is a "pilongo"

by Alvaro Vega July 26, 2006

bag piping

the act of thrusting someones armpit as if they were playing the bag pipes.

I totally bagpiped that McBroad the other day.

by Keanu Reeves May 6, 2005