Piddle and Diddle

What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.

Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"

by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019

puddleslap

Puddleslap the act of shitting in someone's mouth then fucking it .....

I bet you the girls from two girls one cup would let you bust a puddleslap!

by FuQ2Bitch May 2, 2020

Puddleshine

Literally the best warrior character ever. I thought he was dead though.

I love Puddleshine

by AlexWolf12 April 1, 2021

Puddles

A female who's tits are so small, that when they lay in the rain, it creates a puddle.

Autumns not even a small, she's a puddles

by Robert IV September 2, 2022

Puddles

(proper noun.) A name given to a female ejaculator.

Here cums Puddles!

by D'emon November 13, 2002

Piddle

1) A word used instead of a swear.
2) A the secong part of the word Wazpiddle (Which also has the same deffinition

Guy: *Bangs his head* OW! PIDDLE! Not again.

by Wazpiddle, You know it's funny March 11, 2009

Ass Puddles

The wet mark your butt leaves after sitting on concrete after a running workout. (CC or Track)

After standing after stretching from Cross Country, the team looked with amazement at the ass puddles they had left on the concrete.

by rileyrulez69 September 25, 2010