Phantom Shit Perfecto

A shit which leaves behind no trace. When you wipe your arse you find that it's clean, and when you look in the toilet nothing is there. You're left wondering if you actually had a shit.

- I had a shit perfecto this morning. My arse was as clean as a polished sixpence.
- That's nothing. I had a phantom shit perfecto earlier. I didn't even have to flush.

- In heaven, every shit is a shit perfecto.

by greenlectern September 1, 2010

Phacebook Philosopher

A person who in real life lacks actual intelligence but on social media regularly post "deep" statuses or tweets that show their "emotional" sides. Phacebook Philosophers rarely ever live by these teachings and these post are done almost purely to give the allusion of sophistication. They often tell of success and the future and sound good on paper. Occasionally they will sprinkle God's name in the post to add a religious aspect to the mix. The most common Phacebook Philosophers are hoes.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Everyone is gonna hurt you but you have to find the ones worth suffering for."

This hoe allows herself to be used continuously and is apparently oblivious to it. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

Hoe's Post on Facebook - "Going to Bible Study tonight!!"

Little do you know that she is merely going for social purposes if at all. And the amount of dick she will suck afterwards will counteract any good she's done previously that day. She is a Phacebook Philosopher.

by In.The.AM October 18, 2013

phantom gold

Look fresh like an all gold phantom Rolls-Royce

Nigga lookin phantom gold!!!
That boy boogie kimx is phantom gold!!

by Boogie K January 11, 2017

Ever-phant

Like any other metro-society, there are typical phenominons which dominate the landscape. In our locale (the city of Everett, Wa) where women are large and men dream of meeting a size 6 or more slimmer... We take Everett and elephant come up with Ever-phant. This can be applied in your town with some immagination.

1st dude "Chick just bought you a drink." 2nd dude " Man, you drink it! She's just another Ever-phant wanting a ride on my Harley. The shocks won't take it!"

by waaaaat? May 23, 2011

The Whitewater Pact

The Whitewater Pact is an original game idea inspired by the art style and gameplay of Night in the Woods, being made by the development team called "OurSaudade". It takes place in the fictional coastal town of Whitewater, WA, in the year 1987. It follows a cast of five different playable characters, all desperate to leave their hometown.

1.- Hey dude, have you heard of The Whitewater Pact?
2.- Yeah, it's great man!

1.- Let's hope they release the demo any sooner or later, they got some interesting leaks.

by VectorWanted February 3, 2021

Phantom Pain

The feeling you get when a fire monster is trying to kill you with the help of a red haired person in a gas mask after you woke up from a coma in the 80s while the man who sold the world is playing and the guy who was going to give you plastic surgery dies by being strangled by a person who was sent to kill you and you escape even though they were chasing you on a fire Pegasus

this is the opening for metal gear 5 the Phantom Pain

by WTFamidoingwithmylife April 21, 2017

phantom rag

the five days of extreme bitchiness, usually associated with the female menstruation cycle, that mysteriously occurs in pregnant females, menopausal women, or off usual cycle times in regular females. Also known as a ghost rag.

J: Do you know if Reba is having a boy or girl?
B: Who cares, shes being a real bitch today!
J: Oh she must be on her phantom rag.

by Jay & B August 1, 2008