Pffted

laughed but it's just. so much more funny. so much better. only heathens use 'laughed' anymore

ex: K: 'bro I pffted so hard I was crying'. C : 'sic bro'

by cassnoasslotsofsass April 4, 2022

PFFR

A Production company and rock band founded by Vernon Chatman, John Lee, and Alyson Levy. The group is known for their shows Wonder Showzen, Xavier: Renegade Angel, The Heart She Holler, and Teenage Euthanasia. They are also importantly known for their vanity card, which features a creepy drawing of a happy apple-headed creature who is spitting out blood from his buttocks

PFFR’s logo is scary as fuck, man. I’m not seeing that abomination of a logo again 😟

by CarkyAmsterAlt March 9, 2023

pfft

Something you use to impress a girl you like. You say or type pfft over and over and soon they succumb to you and then they will be your love slave.

me: "pfft". Them: "OMG I love you!"

by BlaineH May 17, 2007

pfft

The sound your co worker makes when he/she has no idea what he/she is talking about.

You are supposed to ship the program before saving. Pfft...

by zrepl July 24, 2009

Pfft

1. Used in disagreement
2. Joe's word.

Pfft, you are too a hooker.

by Joe LePage October 9, 2006

Knights Who Say Pfftt

Secret society some say is more powerful than the Illumanati. Rumor has it their reach extends even to the African continent, where they use the sport of basketball to indoctrinate the locals.

Because Bill Gates was not rich and powerful enough to receive an invite into the Knights Who Say Pfftt, he settled on Bohemian Club membership.

by Mr. Pfftt April 9, 2004

Pfft Rift

An event so unlikely that it would actually bend time and space if it ever occured

Guy1: My band is going to be the next Beatles

Guy2: PFFFT Rift.

or

Guy1: You wanna go with me to the movies tomorrow

Guy2: Sure I'll get there via Pfft Rift.

by Twiggs A April 5, 2008