spinal perplexia

A very rare spinal disorder that is identified and diagnosed only by the person who is afflicted. Most often found in hypochondriacs and people who have Munchausen's disorder, even doctors are puzzled by the illness, as the doctor can not find anything wrong with the patient but the patient insists there is an issue.

My cousin says she has a rare disease, even though the doctors say there is nothing wrong. Must be spinal perplexia.

by amywarhol September 4, 2016

cheese peddler

One who sells: cheese, cheese products, or cheese based recipes; either on the internet, in a cook book, or in a store.

if you sell cheesecake and bleu cheese recipes on ebay you are a cheese peddler.
Silence! Ya cheese peddler.

by Jon Klein February 1, 2006

perplexia

Perplexia is a neurologically-based disorder, whereby the individual suffers from prolonged bouts of confusion, indecision and randomness.

Perplexic persons or perplexica are often overwhelmed by simple navigational tasks, and may get lost on a day-to-day basis. Perplexia is incurable.

by Sarah Wraight August 29, 2006

peddle my ass

the anguish of the job seach, the processing, cup peeing, sweet talking and pumping up of self as the potential new jesus

i've got to get out there and peddle my ass, my money trees all died in that killer freeze!!

by michael foolsley December 11, 2009

cunt peddler

An archaic form of Pimp. One who peddles cunts.

My fine Sir, dost thou know where I may find the nearest cunt peddler? I've been itchin' for some good lovin'.

But of course, dear chap, just down the block. Ask for Reginald Beasley, he'll peddle you the finest cunt in town. For a fair price, mind you.

by The cunt peddler peddler July 19, 2011

pussy peddler

1) a woman who sells her vagina for crack.

2) a pimp

new pussy, old pussy, ugly pussy, stanky pussy; that pussy peddlers got it all.

by orange123 March 2, 2009

perplexion

The state you are in when perplexed.

We call Harry over who listens for a voice, saying “Hello, hello whoever you are”, into the mouth piece before passing it back with a you-got-me expression.
“Funny guys.”
He sees we’re not laughing.
“I’m in perplexion. Who was that?” asks Harry with a baffled expression.
I check the cell and the line’s dead.

Excerpt from chapter 29 of "Sixteen stories, no pets" by C.J. Beck

by C.J. Beck, author of novel 'Spiked' April 25, 2006