by Dr. Dolla September 10, 2016
Get the Pussy Peeking mug.(Pekalimbiof) A bird approx the size of an adult magpie but with a wing span nearly double in length. Native to Australia, there are thought to be only 50 remaining, with the majority nesting in SA or Tasmania. They're a chameleon, able to. Quickly blend into any evoiroment quickly. As babies, they are born with yellow thick feathers.
From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.
The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.
The fpb can live over 200yrs.
From 8mths old, the finger pecking bird(FPB) starts its life work - to find any fingers, or any other body part - hanging outside a moving vehicle. Once the FPB locates the fingers he'll swoop down on the fingers and ģrab them in his beak which is lined with razor sharp teeth. The fpb is quite unique as it shares a database in his brain with all the other fpb. They'll çreate a file for every hand they find in they work and record each time they see and/ or peck them. This helps them measure the severity of the pecks! It's believed that if fingers have already been pecked 4 times, on the 5th pecking the fpb will twist a finger off in one sudden movement. The saliva from thy fpb is spat onto the wound as their saliva has fast acting congealing properties.
The fpb are Herbivores so they save any fingers they peck off and give them to owls or kookaburras, the fpb closest ally.
The fpb can live over 200yrs.
The Finger pecking bird just came and pecked my finger clean off!
The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
The finger pecking bird has pecked at my fingers gently 4 times already. I need to be careful because if he finds my fingers 5 times, on the 5th time he'll keep a finger
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To play or "practice" on a drum while nobody else is playing. This is usually done at two extremes, very quiet or very loud. Also is usually done in public or while an instructor is talking. This "practice" is very annoying, and rude. Term is most frequently used among drumlines.
by Kenny Sawyer April 22, 2008
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Penking is the act of aimlessly fiddling, fooling around with no real purpose. One penks about in the shed, in the kitchen, wherever there is mindless activity to be undertaken. Children are often to be found penking.
Penking is the act of aimlessly fiddling, fooling around with no real purpose. One penks about in the shed, in the kitchen, wherever there is mindless activity to be undertaken. Children are often to be found penking.
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Get the perking mug.Whenever a guy wakes up in his underwear with morning wood, his penis will peek over the top of his underwear and its resembles someone looking over the horizon. Of course the only type of penis to do this is one that is atleast 7 and 1/2 inches long.
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to get all giddy after an event or series of occurrences deemed
favorable happen, and having the attitude that nothing could possible go
wrong, only to find that the worst case scenario has occurred which
causes an instant feeling of depression and self loathing followed
immediately by destructive compulsive behavior done in an attempt to
numb the pain.
to get all giddy after an event or series of occurrences deemed
favorable happen, and having the attitude that nothing could possible go
wrong, only to find that the worst case scenario has occurred which
causes an instant feeling of depression and self loathing followed
immediately by destructive compulsive behavior done in an attempt to
numb the pain.
Damn Son! The score was 30 zip until you gave it a peasing, now the I lost the
bet.. Where's the mother F'in endo?
bet.. Where's the mother F'in endo?
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