one-time child support payment

payment for an abortion

After she missed her period, I knew I'd be making a one-time child support payment.

by beango June 11, 2011

going down payment

when you eat her out for a long time

i gave her a going down payment

by ligma nutz April 4, 2019

karma payment plan

A system by which seemingly magical improvements in one's life are given by mysterious forces in exchange for a sense of unease not unlike that given from selling one's soul, often actually (but not always) resulting in misfortune.

Taken from the Modest Mouse song "Karma's Payment" and the unfailingly portentious cynicism of Isaac Brock.

"Remember that huge freaking electrical storm we had a couple weeks back? I stood out in the middle of it on the roof of like this chicken coop and held a metal guitar above my head. I didn't get struck by lightning, but I suppose that's just because God has something special, something much, much worse that he's saving for me."

My car broke down out in the street
The radiator sprung a leak
I met this guy, he said he could help me
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
We went to his house and did some speed
He said karma would pay for this deed
He got it fixed and he
Started to scare me...
I ditched him eventually
And came back for the van
The next morning
(I'm on the karma payment plan)
I went to LA the next day I got
Jacked in a really bad way
I can't tell you...
It's a long story.

by Homunculus March 30, 2005

Payton

A girl who is refered to as Payton usually means that she is a bad ass. Most likely a "Sex(y) Beast". She plays a sport such as football and can get any guy she wants through her ninja like qualities. In some textbooks the word "Payton" can also mean, "One who dances with fire" in Cambodian. Meaning she likes to take chances and risks, such as ditching school, playing rough sports, and causing trouble.

Guy1: Dude did you see payton last night?
Guy2: Yeah! she played great at outside linebacker and did you see those perfect longsnaps?! Gosh, I want her...

by ResearchBro March 18, 2011

Payton

Payton: an incredibly amazing guy with dashingly great looks. he's a very caring, kind and gentle person but he is also strong and knows how to stand up for himself and protect the people he cares for. He's charming, gorgeous, sweet, sexy and is nothings short of perfect, thus making all girls swoon. He's honestly a very nice guy and deserves to be treated with respect, not otherwise. Don't mess with him because he firstly, doesn't deserve it and secondly, won't hesitate to "un-mess the mess" while still remaining gentle. Once you truly get to know and see him for who he is and not what he is, you will be completely awestruck, dumbfounded and astonished at the simply awesome person that he is. He is lovable, funny and is the most amazing guy down to the core.

look at the gorgeous guy, Payton. Did you just see that stunning guy just that just walked by. He's strong, sexy and great at heart!

by sXl.11 June 6, 2010

Payton

Payton is a really nice guy. He always listens to what you have to say, but he needs someone to do the same. Payton is a very loving and caring person and is a good looking guy. He is single but not for long, even though he says that he loves being single I think he secretly wants a girlfriend. He’s the best friend that you can ask for.

Girl: yeah that’s the guy that I always talk to on the phone

Payton: hi

by Kdisher April 20, 2018

Payton

Paytons are wonderful friends to have! They are beautiful even if they don’t think so, and their smile can light up an entire room. They are loyal, kind, and most of all: humble. If you ever meet one, you will never want to let them go. They don’t try to fit in, but stand out in their own fabulous way. Keep letting your light shine Payton!

Payton is such an amazing friend!

by pageypoo1121 March 19, 2019