pardon my zinger

what you say when you poke a girl in the eye with your dick

Dude, i totally put it in her eye. She looked at me funny, so I said "Pardon my zinger"

by leowxw October 18, 2010

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I beg your pardon

A gentleman way of saying "What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit"

Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: I beg your pardon?

(Alternate Universe)
Person: Go fuck yourself!
Me: What the fuck did you say to me you piece of shit?

by ChiefBokMalo July 16, 2020

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parion

Parion Is Just A Real N*gga! Will Fuck The Shit Outta Any Girl He Encounters! He Is Very Antisocial But Once You Get To Know Him He’s Great & Funny Guy.

Girl’s Father: Who are you going to see at 9pm young lady?

Girl: This Boy Named Parion.

Father: *starts to cry*

by Ashlyah November 23, 2021

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relationship pardon

Where, typically at the end of a relationship, one or usually both parties extend forgiveness for all bad acts performed during the course of the relationship.

Ex 1: You never apologized for x.
Ex 2: I didn't have to. It was covered under the relationship pardon.

by cogitheum@mac.com February 5, 2009

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A Sam Parsons is someone who digs up old photos and comments/likes them bringing embarressment to the other party. Also referred as Parsons Archaeology. Its considered to be a form of stalking and should be shunned.

Scientists have studied such practices and have concluded that it is due a lack of spooning that causes the perons to become a Tony Robinson of facebook (timeteam).

"Sam why are you looking at pictures of me from 2009 you freak?"
I was pulling a sam parsons.
Yeh hes such a sam parsons.

by Denby JT October 23, 2012

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