Parentism

Somebody who has had or still having their parents run their entire life and they don't know any better. Their parents make every decision for them and influence them in ways you can't imagine.

-Pippen was gonna come to Florida with us but his parents said it might be a bad idea because Florida is far and God forbid something goes wrong, who will he have down there. Pippen suffers from the psychological disorder Parentism.

-Pippen always has a crisp $100 bill folded up in a secret pocket in his wallet for emergencies. His mom and dad taught him that.

-When Mike Langs friends ask him to come out, he always says he's busy. He wants to appear that he has a lot of stuff going on in his life so he don't look like a loser, but his friends know otherwise.

by Wakafaluka August 24, 2010

tonsil painting

The act of nut busting in someone's mouth. Shooting a load down someone's throat. See protein paint.

I slammed my meat pipe down her throat 'til I was tonsil painting.

by bust-a-nut babe December 14, 2006

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

Painting The Room White

an act in which one ejaculates into a ceiling fan causing semen to spray in every direction splattering on all the walls giving them a whitish glow.

Jim: I was jerking off an i jizzed straight in the air and painted the room white.

Jack: I bet you saved a bunch of money on primer when you were painting the room white!

by The Erection July 6, 2010

Picasso Painting

An artistic approach to going to the bathroom. This art occurs accidentally or intentionally, and it doesn’t have to occur in a restroom. When your intestinal track and colon starts gurgling and bubbling with watery excrement and then notifies you that the situation has instantly become critical. You truffle-shuffle your way over to the nearest toilet, drop your pants and underwear as you wobble over to the first available stall, and then turn around and grab your ankles as you shit with all your might. The higher up on the wall the shit goes, the better the Picasso. If you paint onto the ceiling you have turned your art into a Michelangelo painting.

“The neighbors dog wouldn’t shut up all night so I went over and Picasso Painted it.”

by Nob April 27, 2004

Therapeutic Painting

Theraputic Painting is something to do with friends when you are stressed out or had a really bad day! This can take place at your home with suplies from and arts and crafts store such as joanns or michaels or at color me mine.

-What are you doing Saturday?
-Why what were you thinking? THERAPEUTIC PAINTING?
-YES! we both seriously need it!

by welovecsi July 20, 2009

Finger painting

Wiping the residue from your fingers onto a womans back after fingering them.

After fingering a girl, I lover finger painting smiley faces on their lower back.

by Super Beast 92 June 11, 2011