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Containing your Team from the In-Seam, these nifty boys can be outfitted with many pockets, ketchup sauce, zippers, tags, rips, and maybe some jizz from last night. Quite possibly the single coolest invention outside of the xbox and tantric sex, the pants are a revered piece of clothing that girls REALLY dont need to wear.
My pants can beat up your pants!
Hey lizzy, those pants look good on you, but they'd look better on my bedroom floor!
by Raz-Matazz April 22, 2005
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1. Slang: One who is obnoxious or irritating

2. Slang: Replacement to the word Dick, in all contexts.
Yo , you're a fuckin' pants

or

That guy is a pants face
by Jelloflava July 31, 2008
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What god invented to assure us that yes, he truly hates us.
Guy:Dude, fuck pants.

God: No, FUCK YOU.
by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
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Asking for a little more than shorts on a cigerette. See Shorts.
dude, can i get shorts.
yeah man just take pants
thanks
by coleslawmadness March 16, 2008
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"The pants of the relationship" meaning the dominant figure or the top
she's the pants of their relationship...?
by tinycactass November 26, 2016
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His pants are so saggy they don't even functions.
by litmahdude June 28, 2017
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Something that covers your bollocks. And if you're American, then get on your cheeseburgers and get to fuck.
I have pants to cover my bollocks
by NameManWhoMakesNames May 18, 2018
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