Cozy ostrich

An ostrich that is either horny or under a blanket

That person is a cozy ostrich today.

by The not so lonely ostrich October 2, 2018

Snow ostrich

Snow ostriches are a creature that is linked with the youkol tribe. The appearance of a snow ostrich is like a mammoth and a dodo crossbreed. Snow ostriches are used as housing, by putting a small wodden tent on it. They migrate to yakasthan to make babies and they have a sacred road that also the youkols follow.

Look at the youkol riding a snow ostrich.
That snow ostrich has a big house on it.

by Denisszm March 2, 2023

please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

slang for taking a dump on the moon

oh god, i really made a please end my fragile life, you beautiful ostrich

by xXKill_MeXx xXI_Need_HelpXx December 7, 2020

Ostrich Orgy

An orgy in which you bury your face in the ass of other participants(like a ostrich buries it head in sand)

Dude i got invited to this ostrich orgy!
did you go?
no those things are sick!!

by LMFMC FUCKER June 10, 2009

Sell that ostrich

Selling Lemonade on street corners on hot days.

It's quiet warm today. Perhaps we should sell that ostrich.

by Scooter December 26, 2005

ostrich

A man with a long skinny physique. An alternative word for lanky.

Tom: That tall brer needs to hit the gym!

James: He's an ostrich fam!

by jmill69 March 11, 2011

Ostrich Years

Major world insatbility and poverty that will lead to the 'trivializing' of TV news' coverage as 'water wars', 'climate wars' would lead all humanity into riots and all-encompassing chaos!

Apocophilia is a name befitting journalists who keep talking about the upcoming 'Ostrich Years' (2008-2012), that would usher the End.

by hammer---;, hytham April 25, 2007