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Sensual orientation

The way in which a person is inclined to desire or seek physical though non-sexual affection in the form of cuddling, hand-holding etc in relation to particular people.
Most people have a sensual orientation corresponding to their sexual orientation but though Ashley was straight she still enjoying snuggling with a lot of her female friends.
by ApricotFields June 12, 2019
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Oriental Wank

This is the act of dressing ones self in a traditional chinese kimono, and self pleasuring using oriental sweet and sour noodles, while lying down on a rubber mat. At the same time, a small chinese woman sits in the corner trimming a bonsi tree.
"Yo paddy, how was the oriental wank?" "Tom it was very sensual. I even managed to get miss wong from the chinese to trim my bonsi after delivering my noodles"
by Blamblam25 August 30, 2018
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Sexual Orientation

Your sexual identity; sexual preference

Sexual orientations can be as simple as bisexual (attracted to both genders) or as complex as aego-demi-transquasi-pan-androgyno-graysexual. (Even I can't explain this one. I just now made it up.)
Normal person: What's your sexual orientation? I'm bisexual.
Tumblr User: I'm aego-gray-cupio-andro-apora-homosexual.
Normal Person: Oh, I was expecting some simple, like pansexual or asexual.
Tumblr User: *triggered*
by HPTrash November 16, 2017
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Oriental-Queef

The split second epiphany that occurs while you are banging an Asian chick. The realization that you've never done this before and wondering why the Vagina looks sideways. As the sound erupts you decide it's time to make your fishy deposit and leave.
Mikey was having his way with this tight little asian virgin when her cherry popped and let out an Oriental-Queef as if sighing in relief.
by Big Vagina November 2, 2011
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Oriental friend

That one friend who is fully or part asian, and makes many unnecessary asian jokes to make him/herself seem funnier. They are similar to black friends, but oriental friends give their white counterparts the capability to make asian jokes without coming off as offensive to others. They are known to be more adopted into white culture than their own, but use their own as an excuse to any given situation. They are also known to wear an obsessive amount of supreme, nike, kith, and many other street brands. Can typically be found in prestigious high schools, and typically sport very noticeable haircuts. They are also known to flex with as many Apple devices as possible.
Man without oriental friend: "Bruh you can't say none of that dog eatin' shit! That's stereotypical type shit to the orientals."

Man with oriental friend: "Bruh I got an oriental friend he's chill wit it.

Man without oriental friend: "Oh aight den."
by thematteo318 April 9, 2019
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Orientation

The process of a human being surgically changed into a cyborg.
"Hello Human. Are you ready for your orientation?"
"u bet nigga"
by MarinaraPopscile September 27, 2019
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oriental

1. Anything Asian-related
Steph is oriental and needs to focus more at work.
by Rosey Berroya September 30, 2005
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