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choking the oompa loompa

another way of saying 'jacking off' or masturbating
Dude, I got in so much shit yesterday. My parents got back from their trip earlier than expected and caught me choking the oompa loompa in the living room while watching some porn. It sucked.
by jeiarr December 25, 2008
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Purple Oompa Loompa

When you fuck him so hard his weenie turns purple. After this occurs, the only solution is to be drowned in cum.
Usually happens with girls names Taloulou
“Have you seen taloulou”
“Nah, she probably drowned in cum”
Chad enters...
“Hey chad, have you seen that stripper taloulou?”
“Yeah, she gave me the purple Oompa Loompa last night! 😉”
by Tam tam buttlicker October 24, 2019
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chubby oompa loompa

What Bruno Mars calls himself. All of the Hooligans thinks he’s delusional. He is by no means chubby. He’s short so that’s where “Oompa Loompa” comes in.
Hooligans: take ur shirt off Brunoooo
Bruno Mars: no! I’m a chubby Oompa Loompa! Let me be fat and happy!
Hooligans: ur not fat shut up Bruno
by Hooligan4life October 12, 2017
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The Tallest Oompa Loompa

When someone tends to stand out in the crowd. Usually not in a good way.
Man. You can literally see Tyler’s fucking forehead over this crowd. The tallest oompa loompa right there I think.
by Avery Doddles March 23, 2022
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Being an Oompa Loompa

Bein an Oompa Loompa means that you share a fate with them. The fate of never ending labour that carries on until death.

You can also be "Oompa Loompa"-ed which means that one has been forced into his dire situation

Normally it is used in a humorous manner, mostly in a Videogame context. To mean that someone has totally outplayed and annihilated another person.

Other common spellings include "Oompa Loompa'ed" "Oompa Loompa-ed" "Oompa Loompaed"
A: What have you died to?
B: I have been "Oompa Loompa"-ed so fucking bad...

A: How's your Job?
B: I feel like a damn Oompa Loompa and might quit soon

A: lol, you are being an Oompa Loompa and you don't even notice
B: Man, don't be rude about me not wanting to quit my job
by Bosh_the_Drill January 15, 2023
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Oompa Loompas of Science

Contemptuous definition of Engineers given by Sheldon Cooper (The Big Bang Theory)
Engineering: where the noble, semi-skilled laborers execute the vision of those who think and dream. Hello, Oompa Loompas of science!
by pimple123 October 17, 2010
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Oompa Loompas

Ho's (girls) who get fake spray-on 'orange' tans the same color as the skin of the Oompa Loompas from the Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory movie. Often when Oompa Loompas are spotted, the spotters start singing the Ooompa Loompa song. Celebrity ho's are often uber-guilty of getting the most outrageous orange spray-on tans.
One Dude to Another: Check out the Oompa Loompas coming out of the tanning salon.

Damn: They are looking pretty orange.

One Dude: Like Malibu Barbies except orange.

Both Dudes: (Start singing the Ooompa Loompa song)
by sarasplayroom.com August 14, 2009
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