Chuck Norris 

A normal actor who people think is Jesus himself. Many stupid things about him started to circulate in the mid 2000's. Everyone thinks he can drown a fish, or throw a bird out of an airplane, but none of these are true.

Chuck Norris was featured on the show "Yes Dear" where Jimmy and Greg thought he was a superhero when he turned out to be a regular guy. This is possibly one of the reasons why he is the overrated asshole he is.

Chuck Norris is an overrated asshole.

Chuck Norris by Chuck Norris Sucks Big June 23, 2008

chuck norris 

A man that is liked too much in the teenage society.

Guy 1: Hey dude, have you seen Walker Texas Ranger?
Guy 2: No, but Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Guy 1: What does that have to do with seeing the movie?
Guy 2: Chuck Norris doesn't have to make sense.
Guy 1: ::Grabs knife and kills Guy 2::

chuck norris by S-Park July 22, 2008

Chuck Norris 

Ferociously overrated.

Chuck Norris is 66 years old. He's likely to go into fucking retirement soon. GET A GRIP OF YOURSELVES, PEOPLE.

Chuck Norris by BigBrotherMike December 16, 2006

Chuck Norris 

A dude whose jokes are really starting to get old.

Jon: Wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?
Me: Wanna suck my dick?

Chuck Norris by The_Shagster June 27, 2011

chuck norris 

An alcoholic drink consisting of one part vodka and two parts red bull. Aptly named because if you drink them all night, you awaken the next morning with your heart pounding and you feel like you took a round house kick to the face.

"I was about to fade last night so I drank a chuck norris or two, but man am I paying for it this morning.

chuck norris by Eagle Match July 7, 2007

chuck norris 

a movie star who for some reason everyone loves for not really any reason besides he does roundhouse kicks.

chuck norris does roundhouse kicks and everyone loves him

chuck norris by blackout97 January 14, 2009

chuck norris 

1.learned everything he knows from Bruce Lee
2.The last guy who got his ass whipped by Bruce Lee in Return of the Dragon.

Bruce Lee could kick Chuck Norris's ass with both hands tied behind his back.

chuck norris by ................................ January 7, 2006