NOODLE

a girl who's sexual orientation is straight until you get her wet.

that girl swears that she's straight, but any one of her girlfriends can tell you that she's a noodle

by kristi and carlos August 18, 2006

Noodled

To spoon a cuckold after having sex with another man ensuring ample man juice 'noodles' onto him from the magicians sleeve in an effort to degrade and cause jealousy.

"The wife noodled me again last night Boris, I feel so shit and worthless"

by Turbo303 February 23, 2014

noodles

Woman's erect nipples. More discreet term than just screaming nips or nipples to your friends when a set walks by.

It was cold and I saw her noodles.
Noodles.

by Chris Mammarelli September 16, 2005

Noodle

some one who is tall blond skinny and lanky. usually reminds of a penne or angel hair type of pasta. Feminine noodles are called bow tie pasta. Examples of noodles: Bo burnham, draco malfoy

did you see that tall guy in first period?
yeah the noodle.
i want to boil, eat and cover him with butter and cheese...

by a.j&l.e March 19, 2011

noodle

Something that is practically incomprehensible. Has many different meanings to different people but no matter what it is extremely degrading.

Everybody except for Noah is a noodle, including Patrick, Tim, Marykate, Caroline, Bobby, Stephen, Trevor, and especially Frankie.

by azarmang October 25, 2011

Noodling

In massage, a light, teasing touch near the genital area without making direct contact with the genitals.

Stop the damn noodling and grab my big Johnson.

by IZAK December 28, 2005

Noodle

ones brain, mind or sense of rational thought.
can also be derogatory.

This sh!t is baking my noodle.
Im losing my noodles.
ya friggin noodle head.

by Sham-master-shane September 17, 2004