Corporate Noose

Otherwise known as a necktie

I can't wait to get out of work today, and get this damn corporate noose off!

by andynortham January 30, 2010

cotton nose

the physical state in which the nasal cavity becomes dehydrated after inhaling smoke. Similar to cotton mouth.

i had a stuffy nose, but now it's gone. it's like cotton mouth in my nose.... COTTON NOSE!

by vitaminwater22 April 13, 2011

Rusty Noose

when a normal noose just isn't edgy enough

hang yourself with a rusty noose you fucking degenerate

by TexianSlayer October 13, 2016

Poopy noise

A fart that signifies a poo is imminent

Gary knew Barry needed a shit the moment he smelt his poopy noise

by barrylovesgary December 9, 2016

Snare Nose

A nose that is so big, it takes up more than 30% of your facial area and is equal to or greater than Ryan Snares nose (Biggest nose you ever did see)

OMFG, look at that dude with the snare nose.

Daaaaayum son, that shits huge

by Bigboybig1 August 21, 2017

bottom noises

Randomly typed letters and characters said by a bottom.

Person 1: You're cute
Person 2: l djglbjbldkjb gjsdfbjbgljrbljbl kjbjbjldsf
Person 1: bottom noises

by ssoap October 9, 2021

big nose big hose

The idea that a mans nose is proportional to the size of his penis. Therefore men with big noses are assumed to have big hoses (penises.)

Loosey: That guys hot!
Slut #4: You know what they say, big nose big hose.

by Honey Danforth October 1, 2006