Willie Nelson

one of the greatest country singers of our generation. had an unsuccessful start in nashville in the 1960s, writing hits such as "crazy" and "hello walls", but was rejected because music row thought he sang "funny". well he basically said screw you and in 1975 went back home to Texas and recorded one the best albums of all time- Red Headed Stranger- with his 9 piece band. This launched his career and he has been considered an outlaw and legend ever since.

Willie Nelson's voice sounds better on cover songs than the original artists.

by pdunny August 24, 2005

Full Nelson

The act of reaching underneath another's armpits and interlocking one's hands behind the victims head...it is said that the name was given because Nelson Mandela himself gave many young juvenile delinquints Full Nelsons during his Boot Camp.

Nelson Mandela: "It's a full nelson...bitch is a pun"

by mono90 September 13, 2005

Nils

scandenavian for blonde hair blue eyes and fuckin yolked(ripped, buff, ect). very good at sports of all kinds. in one word - fuckin amazing

Dude... when did nils get so buff. I dont know but hes fuckin awesome

by mcjagga August 25, 2010

nelsontucky

Hillbilly town of Nelsonville, Ohio. Where all the woman in town over 35 look related to each other.

I got my Chef Degree from Hocking College located in Nelsontucky.

by Chef Yak February 9, 2004

Nilbog

Is commonly understood as goblin spelled backwards. Used to by the troll elite to trick mortals into accepting their hospitality.

There are absolutely no trolls in Nilbog, none whatsoever.

by SnuffDaddy November 7, 2004

nelson asbill

daredevil. professional skydiver and best friend to an unmamed person. warrior against four wheeled rhino's, which stole 2 1/2 of his fingers. have you got a high 7 1/2 lately? A swimmer, a fighter, a dominator!

person 1: Pshh, you bet we're gonna dominate that team tonight!
Person 2: we're gonna take them from behind like nelson asbill!

by Virganna Herpes Warts December 21, 2008

Michael J Nelson

Comedy Genius who was the head writer for Mystery Science Theater 3000 and also the star in the latter seasons after Joel Hodgson left MST3K.
Mike Nelson meted out mocking justice to some of the worst films ever made, such as the vomit-on-a-stick movie Hobgoblins and the dumpster-diving contest that is The Beast of Yucca Flats, thus making the world a little more just and fair.

"Who can we get to watch The Haunting with us? I hear it's really bad."

"How about Michael J Nelson?"

by kevhanel August 8, 2006