Newfie Retirement Fund

Anyone who frequently plays the lottery, in hopes of acquiring financial security.

"Did you check our numbers, for the Newfie Retirement Fund?"

"Ya. And we didn't win. So we can't retire this week."

by D. Gould January 9, 2007

nellie

an effeminate male (nelly)

I'm not gay, I'm just a nellie...

by juanchito March 15, 2008

Nellie

Noun: A nosy person, who is often butting into conversations and eavesdropping.

Verb: The action of butting into or eavesdropping on conversations.

I was using my mad, nellie skills to interrupt and join conversations that I wasn't a part of.

Today I was totally nellied during school, when my classmate kept butting in my conversations. She's so annoying.

by J. W. Kizzle September 8, 2011

Nellie

(n.) One who derives pleasure from others' pain or embarrassment. Usually illiterate and reeks of b.o. Often paired with "smelly".

What stinks?? Must be a smelly nellie in here! She's so fat she's stinking up the whole room

by ryanvanmarten February 6, 2010

dirty newfie

The sexual act of having a Cod fish (preferably frozen) inserted into your partners anus, then removing said Cod and slapping it across their face. Bonus points if there is fecal matter left on their face.

My boyfriend gave me a dirty newfie last night and now I think I have pink eye... from the fecal matter in the eye.

by Salñic October 15, 2017

Hold your nellies!

A modern variation of the classic phrase "Hold your Horses".

Sounds better when said with a cockney accent although it is not nessecary to create the desired effect!

Used in any situation to incourage patience

Statement - "Hurry up"
Reply - "HOLD YOUR NELLIES!"

by Mike and Nick May 15, 2008

Newfie

A person who lives in Newfoundland, usually goes by the name of Brandon, this Brandon character, is in denial about talking like a "newfie" even though we know that he probably sounds like an alien to the people who live on the westcoast. But, newfies are loved, always. <3

" That newfie is sexy! Hes a Brandon. "

by LALALA7389 February 24, 2010