Caravan Mascot

When a caravan of male hookers wishes to hire a new member, but he refuses, so they break into his house, tie him up, and ejaculate in all of his holes. They then put an apple in his mouth, take pictures, and threaten to publish them should they still not decide to join.

"So, I tried to get Isaiah Jaegar to join up with us, but he refused."

"Caravan Mascot?"
"Yes. Tonight."

by GayMidgetNuggetVorePorn February 2, 2018

boat mascot thingies

The things that goes on the front of a boat.

Hey, did you see that mermaid?
Where?
On that boat. It's one of those boat mascot thingies.

by Classic Joe October 3, 2019

Penis Mascot

The emoji 🍆 . Which has been adopted by the internet as the official penis emoji.

🍆🐒 Dick Monkey
Penis Mascot 🍆. Chuck acts like a 🍆 with his arrogance, and know it all attitude.

by Techgyrl October 24, 2019

scottie mcscott scott

scottie 2 hottie

that's scottie 2 hottie over there! aka scottie mcscott scott! so cute, my name could be asshole mcscott scott!

by sloppytoppy4000 December 4, 2022

illegal mascot

A person who does the same thing the government does and get prosecuted for it .

The government lock us up for doing the same thing they do we just a bunch of illegal mascots at the end of the day.

by .TheUrbanDictionary April 22, 2023

daddy mascot

The oldest man on the team, usually not the best player, but has a history of doing well for the team.

The daddy mascot was there to cheer the team to victory tonight

by anonymous January 1, 2025

daddy mascot

The oldest man on the team, was once a good player but is now content to be a substitute and cheer on his team from the bench

I knew we would win because we brought the daddy mascot with us, and we always win when he’s there.

by Hougalleria January 2, 2025