mummy muff

a vagina that has not seen action for epochs and thus is crusty, cobwebby, sandy, and extremely dangerous to those fool enough to undertake an excavation. also, possibly cursed.

*can also be used in a regular pejorative manner, in addition to being merely a descriptive noun

Todd: "That Barbara Bush probably has a vicious mummy muff."
Jim: "Yeah."

Mic: "OMG, guys. Teddy left at least five shelves of hair product in the bathroom. What a mummy muff!"
Maura: "Yeah, totally."

by E. B. MacNaughton December 10, 2007

alaskan mummy

when one who is from alaska sleeps with their arms across their chest, giving the image of a mummy. they also constanstly fall off the bed during mid sleep thus waking up their female partner.

dude...i was sleeping like an alaskan mummy last night and ended up falling off the bed and waking my girl up

by alaskan mummy March 17, 2009

mummyfest

When you are with people or in a IB chat, and no one has anything to say.
Also applies to boring events.

I'm in a chat room with Santini and Brian, and they havent said a word in an hour. It's a real mummyfest.

I was at a party recently with some of the most boring people I ever met. What a mummyfest.

by cromano115 April 20, 2009

mussy

A man-pussy

The mussy was soaking wet and quivering with anticipation

by TheTaint June 3, 2013

Mugsy

To unknowingly slip Molly into a beverage just to watch what happens

Joey’s been real down lately. I’m going to mugsy him and see if it cheers him up.

by Steelone44 August 4, 2018

Mursyidah

This name is usually used for girls. Anyone with this name is considered to be ambitious yet lazy. She is seen as an introvert but is actually an extrovert, she enjoys going out especially with friends, and can be emotional sometimes. An open-minded person and has a lot of ideas.

"I would love to be like Mursyidah one day, she is my absolute idol,"..

by Ahmad Iskandar April 28, 2020

Honey mummy

A sugar daddy but a women instead of a dude.

kaila is not my honey mummy she is younger than me.

by Jesse AT ePiffanies March 26, 2017