Skip to main content

my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".
Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.
by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003
mugGet the my first mustache mug.

mustachelessness

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.
by deepspace10 January 22, 2011
mugGet the mustachelessness mug.
Related Words

mustache rash

When you have mustache stubble and eat a girl out. It gives her a rash.
"I give rashes with my mustaches"

"My pussy hurt so bad from that mustache rash"
by Mustache rash January 11, 2014
mugGet the mustache rash mug.

Must be that damn phone

Every 40 year old facebook mom’s excuse when there child gets hurt, sick, whatever.
Mom! I broke my leg!
Mom: must be that damn phone
by 7point92x57mauser March 9, 2020
mugGet the Must be that damn phone mug.

Downstairs Mustache

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.
by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010
mugGet the Downstairs Mustache mug.

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.
Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!
by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019
mugGet the Yankee Mustache mug.

waled mustafa

Creator of waledsoftware, famous across Pakistan.
Waled mustafa is a genius brain surgeon, astronaut and coder 1010101000110
by waledmustafa January 5, 2021
mugGet the waled mustafa mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email