my first mustache

A thin dark fuzz of hair on the upper lip of adolescent males. A fashion accessory commonly sported amongst adolescent white trash. Also known as a "crustache".

Dude, Bill finally shaved off that my first mustache he's been sporting since the 9th grade. That camaro look is completely shot.

by Bad2TheBone February 14, 2003

mustachelessness

to be without a mustache

"It relieves the pain of mustachelessness" said Peter Griffin in the Family Guy episode "McStroke" (Season 6 Episode 8) after eating 30 hamburgers in a row at a restaurant where he suffered a stroke just after.

by deepspace10 January 22, 2011

mustache rash

When you have mustache stubble and eat a girl out. It gives her a rash.

"I give rashes with my mustaches"

"My pussy hurt so bad from that mustache rash"

by Mustache rash January 11, 2014

Must be that damn phone

Every 40 year old facebook mom’s excuse when there child gets hurt, sick, whatever.

Mom! I broke my leg!
Mom: must be that damn phone

by 7point92x57mauser March 9, 2020

Downstairs Mustache

pubic hair

Her downstairs mustache was so dirty it had a whole ecosystem living in it.

by gimmiesumgrain August 29, 2010

Yankee Mustache

Nasal mucus on the upper lip as a result of cold weather.

Hey Patrick, wipe off your Yankee Mustache, ya freakin' losah!

by Dick Shannery April 13, 2019

waled mustafa

Creator of waledsoftware, famous across Pakistan.

Waled mustafa is a genius brain surgeon, astronaut and coder 1010101000110

by waledmustafa January 5, 2021