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mootsing

mootsing is a small not well known sport where a person does various tricks off legges and urden beams
mootser 1: lets go mootsing
mootser2:im going to try a 360 trans off that 2 jakie high ledge
mootser1:aweome!
by porkasa....moots 4 life May 26, 2009
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Moss Off

The act of relaxin while at the same time "fucking off".
Aref: Yo Mitch Relax
Mitch Fuck you Perisian wtf you gonna do
Aref: YO Moss off buddy
Vuki: Yeah Mitch MOSS OFF
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Mosesing

To have sexual intercourse with a female on her period. To "part the red sea with your staff" as moses did.
Like earning your red wings, only with your penis.
Dude1: Dude, last night I was bangin' this chick, and I thought she was just super wet. Turns out I had been Mosesing her the whole time! My dick was covered in blood and the whole bed looked like a post-murder crime scene!
Dude2: Dude, that's sick!
Dude3: Hey man, at least you didn't get your red wings.
by Ganjaninja1031 August 30, 2016
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Moss Ct Caviar

Saltines with ample amounts of butter spread on. We all get hungry, even when the cupboards are bare. This is the one and only classic.
Honey, you down for some Moss Ct Caviar?? I got the munchies!
by RadDadShot August 9, 2021
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Joe Moses

Best known for playing Severus Snape in Starkid's "A Very Potter Musical", Joe Moses is a comedy actor, having been involved in several theater productions and also having a Youtube channel full of various episodes in which he portrays multiple hilarious characters. For example, one of the shows on his Youtube channel is called "The Potion Master's Corner", where he interviews the members of the cast of AVPM/S as Snape.
"I saw it on the internet, it's definitely real." -Joe Moses
by ellivsnoiz October 3, 2016
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Brian Moss

an idealized "cuckold" that is sexually attracted to the sight of his own wife being fucked by animals (ie. dogs, horses, etc.) rather than other men
I think I'm a Brian Moss because I'm getting an erection from seeing that great dane fuck my wife!
by Brian Albert Moss June 1, 2018
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moss

Shit, Johns always under so much stress he needs to moss
by I J March 26, 2011
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