Moronavirus

Synonym of Covidiot

"See that person walking in the streets despite the lockdown?"
"Yea, he is suffering from Moronavirus."

by ArPuk96 March 24, 2020

mormon second base

A simple kiss on the cheek, forehead, or preferably on the lips. Usually a front door kiss, but may take place on a love-sac. Getting to mormon second base usually leads to mormon third base.

Sam made it to mormon second base when he walked her to the door last night. HOLLA AT CHA BOY!!

by mormon_playa October 10, 2007

Mormon

someone who likes sherbet in Sprite

If you like sherbet in Sprite, comment "I am a Mormon!"

by Mr. Twinkieface September 27, 2020

Moron Sauce

A way to describe someone or something that is more moronic then just regular moron. When the word moron is simply insufficient to describe the level of idiocy that someone or something has achieved.

Jackie: Could he BE any more of an idiot?
Jen: Moron Sauce!

by AEI-OR July 11, 2007

Mormon Assault Vehicle

Any vehicle whose express purpose is carrying 8 or more children at the same time, with groceries.

The Mormon Assault Vehicle of choice is the Chevy Suburban, but don't count out Explorers, Expeditions, Grand Caravans and 16 passenger Econoline vans.

Yo, did you see that? That Mormon Assault Vehicle almost cracked us!

Pay attention bitch!

by FrankGrimes July 26, 2005

über moron

One of many possible fun uses of the über prefix. An über moron represents the pinnacle of pea-brain, the apex of asshole and the depth of dipshit. An über moron embodies the highest (or is that the lowest) level of stupid, home-grown, industrial strentgh, heavy duty idiocy.

Damn, we just convinced Frank that he grew up on a mayonnaise farm. Now he's looking it up online. Man, he's such an über moron!

by Frank Klaune March 21, 2005

social moron

This person, although they may be intelligent, lacks any resemblance of social skills. This person cannot function properly in a social environment and often embarrasses those around them with their attempts at doing so.
This refers mostly to making awkward comments, lacking common sense, or making inappropriate jokes in public.

That pathetic guy in every teen movie that desperately tries to get the girl, but makes the movie goer feel awkward watching him try.

Why is it that guys I think are amazing want nothing to do with me, but every loser, freak, and social moron drools all over me?

by JeccaLynn October 18, 2007