by The Big Puh July 31, 2017
Get the Pulling a Mooch mug.Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.
Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.
by nukid1 September 20, 2010
Get the door mooch mug.A digital beggar. Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back. But instead of a street corner. There on youtube, snapchat, facebook etc. For example Jovan Hill as per the NY post
Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.
‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’
“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”
Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.
‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’
“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”
Look at that cyber mooch begging for rent online. No shame
Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush
Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush
by P - Hustle December 15, 2018
Get the Cyber Mooch mug.Men who are lazy youtubers, who pretends to be chef of 25 years, soccer play, lounge singer on a cruise ship, wedding sing, & lets not forgot magician. Synonym: Nader
by Snarky Priest June 14, 2023
Get the Cougar Mooch mug."Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"
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"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."
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"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."
by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008
Get the mooch the pooch mug.One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.
I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.
by DMoocher November 2, 2008
Get the Dick Mooch mug.Derived from the word "mutual." The word mooch-wahl refers to a person in a group of friends that does not fit in. Therefor a mutual agreement between the real friends occurs that the one said person does not fit in. They also are awkward and do not realize they are not like the group. That person would be referred to as a mooch-wahl. Friends always talk about others behind their backs in a group. If you are not observing this behavior you're probably the mooch-wahl.
Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please
Pronounced: Mooch "wall"
Enunciation: said like: bitch please
Person A: blah blah blah
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.
Person B: blah blah blah
Person C: awkward statement (then leaves the room)
Person A: What a fuckin' mooch-wahl.
by Phappy September 20, 2009
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