Pulling a Mooch

Getting someone you work with fired, only to be fired by their replacement days later.

After pulling a Mooch, maybe they'll makeup and start the job hunt together.

by The Big Puh July 31, 2017

Cyber Mooch

A digital beggar. Someone who wants something for free .. someone who takes and takes but doesn't give back. But instead of a street corner. There on youtube, snapchat, facebook etc. For example Jovan Hill as per the NY post

Hill has more than 200,000 social-media followers distributed across such platforms as Periscope, YouTube, Instagram and Twitter, and he guides them like a symphony conductor.

‘It was like a miniature Jerry Lewis Labor Day Telethon, only with muscular dystrophy displaced by laziness and marijuana attachment.’

“I’m very poor today,” Hill says on the video between tokes. “So if you want any tax write-offs, please donate to the Jovan charity.”

Look at that cyber mooch begging for rent online. No shame

Jovan was cyber mooching hard today for that skywalker kush

by P - Hustle December 15, 2018

door mooch

Standing outside a locked door until someone either comes through it and lets you in or comes up behind you and allows you to slip in behind them. Common practice in the college dorm setting.

Tom was going to let Anna into his dorm, but she had already door mooched her way to the third floor.

by nukid1 September 20, 2010

Cougar Mooch

Men who are lazy youtubers, who pretends to be chef of 25 years, soccer play, lounge singer on a cruise ship, wedding sing, & lets not forgot magician. Synonym: Nader

Oh look, the cougar mooch is burning another sandwich.

by Snarky Priest June 14, 2023

mooch the pooch

To masturbate. Created by a teenager in Tampa, Florida sometime in 2006.

"Hey homes, why weren't you at the party yesterday? Too busy mooching the pooch to your sister?"

or

"Son, always remember to mooch the pooch before you go to school."

by 52 Fatal Strikes September 28, 2008

Dick Mooch

One who constantly has a need for dick. Whether it be in a sexual manner or simply to just hold a dick in their hand. This person will follow any means to get some dick even if the dick wanted is being used by someone else.

I was getting a blow job from this hottie but Barbara is such a dick mooch that she had to have some too.

by DMoocher November 2, 2008

Mooch Tan

The exact opposite of a taxi driver's tan. Its when one person mooches enough rides from people that their right arm, left in the UK, actually starts tanning because of the increased exposure to sun when the passenger's arm is outside of the window.

Hey man can I get a ride?

Screw off, you fat lazy leech!

Shit, he must have seen my mooch tan...

by McRunsfast January 14, 2009