rocks a monkeys ass

Something that is so awesome, that it just totally rocks a monkeys ass. A great moment in time. A righteous opportunity.

I just got sold out playoff tickets, that rocks a monkeys ass.

by CMorgan April 25, 2006

Monkey Assholes

Black olives (On a pizza)

I ordered a pizza with pepperoni, sausage, green peppers, onions, and monkey assholes

by x11198109v0 November 20, 2022

good ass money

A phrase David uses that has no numerical value, after several inquiries David will still not disclose how much "good ass money" actually is.

"Dude it doesn't matter dude, he's still gonna be making good ass money."

"What the hell is good ass money?"

"Yeah I'll finally be making that good ass money!"

by Billy8686 November 19, 2013

Ass money

A form of being pussy whipped.
When you spend dollars on a girl/girlfriend in hope of getting some action, only to never recieve any.

Took my bitch to a nice weekend away with caviar and champagne and still got no snatch. (ASS MONEY)

by sancho1249 February 17, 2013

ass money

To have so much money, one does not have to get off his or her ass for anything!

He is rich!
How rich? new money, old money?
Forget that, he is 'ass money'!

by bigAD March 6, 2011

Flaming Ass Monkeys

Used in refrence to the annoying pieces of human waste that you get lodged or stuck to you after eating spicy food and then having an attack of the backdoor trots which then these pieces of waste burn and annoy you to no end.

Ex...Male 1: Oh fuck dude I have the worst flaming ass monkeys from that taco place ever.
Male 2: I know that sucks so bad.

by Kayleb August 20, 2005

ass monkeys

A gay guy who got aids from anal.
comes from the fact that aids started out from people eating monkeys infected with aids. After which some aids infected people would fuck other gay guys.

dude bob over there has ass monkeys.

get yourself tested first I dont wanto end up with ass monkeys

by marshaofmaine12345 February 7, 2008