monkey

smelly, squirmy, jumpy, fidgety, lovable, baby Aaron

The monkey made silly noises until the keeper gave him his candy.

by bean June 29, 2004

monkey

verb: (to monkey oneself)

To hang upside down on a bar or branch and stroke one's member until they jazz in their own facial region and/or mouth.

"So a fat bitch hit on me and I told her I'd rather go monkey myself"

"I did so good on that test I had to go monkey myself this afternoon"

"I won the lottery and the only thing I wanted to do was monkey myself"

"I totally banged this 10 last night and immediately monkeyed myself after in sheer satisfaction."

"9 out of 10 doctors agree that monkeying yourself is the most satisfying form of birth control."

by thababcock March 12, 2009

monkey

A crazy simian that tries every crappy dance on its mind and gets killed at the end.

That monkey stole my clothes and jumped down into an acid pool.

by Anonymous May 9, 2003

monkey

Someone who is a chip on ones shoulder.

gotta get these monkies off my back

by Gumba Gumba February 21, 2004

monkey

1. (noun)friend
2. (noun)red orangutan BADUNKADUNK!

Tryna get to u and dat MONKEY!

by huh. September 18, 2008

monkey

to like something a lot, go crazy for it

Everyone was monkey for my new outfit.
My dogs go monkey when I offer them dog bones.

by mojukuro May 5, 2005

monkey

1)used when really happy r in a extremly good mood, or when something almost feels unreal.
2)When someone does something you enjoy and find funny or odd.

1)That makes me feel like a monkey.

2)Your such a monkey dude.

by Nicole October 31, 2004