A country located in East Asia. The country has the greatest military history, ever. Starting in the mid 12th century, a storm or a series of storms swept the Eurasian continent. Led by the great Khan, the Mongol cavalry defeated every army in its path. The Mongols subjugated every nation in the Eurasian continent except a few worthless European kingdoms (because the Mongols didn't think they were worth the effort, not because they coudln't annihilate them). Way to go, Genghis. By the way, the Mongols share the same ethnic heritage as Koreans. No wonder Koreans are damn aggressive.
by Kang Ta September 6, 2003
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Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
by cup December 12, 2003
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Ralph was ravenous for vagina he didn't care that the pussy wasn't trimmed or washed, he was a Mongolian Beefeater.
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by Goatfacekiller November 14, 2021
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1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.
When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.
With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
1. 8 to 12 hours before the planned festivities, the man eats a robust meal consisting of late night taco truck fare, corn nuts drenched in habanero bean dip, cheap beer, and perhaps some questionable sushi from a gas station.
2. Chug a jug of Exlax or similarly aggressive diarrhea inducing agent.
When the time is right, the man straddles the woman’s chest and proceeds to receive a vigorous blow job. When things are heating up, the man unloads his colon with a fury normally reserved for a menacing volcano, evenly across the woman’s chest. The man then turns his attention to titty fucking those now muddy mountains. When the man cums, he is careful to artfully puts some snow on the tops of the two muddy mountains.
With some patience and practice, the Mongolian Mudslide can be a veritable piece of art, so don’t forget to take pictures for the family Holiday card.
Dude, did you see Lester’s photo of his Mongolian Mudslide? It was like a fuckin Bob Ross masterpiece with those happy little teats!
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