Moisthead

One who's head is quite moist,Having a soft brain full of moisture,Being slow mentally,Being unintelligent.

Way to glue your hand to your arm moisthead.
Even a moisthead like you would of known to not stick your finger in your nose while using super glue.

by Ogdemigod April 13, 2009

moiste

An adjective used to describe how awesome something or someone is.

Austin's neon fanny pack was moiste as shit.

by DemoDillon December 13, 2013

Moist

The word that if said properly can make many people uncomfortable.

Adam: "That's some MOIST water"
Neil: "Dude, you cant say weird stuff like that"

by MOIST_SOCKS1104 July 15, 2017

Moises

Pp sooooo big just want to snuggle with it it like a stuffed animal woah you stroke it milk comes out oooooh yum it’s long and tasty like an otter pop

Uwu could not help to notice that bulg from across the floor Moises uwu yum sooo goood

by Moisesisreallygood November 5, 2020

moistie

The female version of a woody, a hard-on, a boner. When a woman becomes sexually aroused, her vagina becomes moist, or she "gets a moistie".

I totally got a moistie when I saw Brad take his shirt off and reveal those huge pecs.

by toddler November 9, 2004

Moist

When something is slightly wet.

Holy crap da grass is MOIST

by MoistySandwich June 21, 2016

Moist

The greatest word in the dictionary. Add to an innocent sentence to make it sound dirty. Double the pleasure by combining with words like panties and genitals. Moist is the perfect word to make others uncomfortable.

"That's so moist."
"Dude, unless you're describing cake, moist isn't very cool."

"Doesn't that make your panties moist?"
<Group of listeners disperses with looks of disgust>

by Donkey Punching Queen December 11, 2012