mirage

When you make out with a girl. She takes you back home or vise versa and she says that she is not going to have sex with you. WHY DID WE GO BACK HOME, we could of just made out at the bar. Why do we need a bed to make out? You think your going back to get sex when it is just more of the same. It is like when you take a journey through the desert as you see water, and it only turns out to be a mirage.

Bro1: Hey you went back with that girl last night, you slam that piece?

Bro2: Na man, she fuckin miraged me, and we just made out.

by Tito890 August 24, 2011

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mirage a trois

When you wake up from a sexual dream in the middle of the night, and think that there are 2 women in bed with you, only to realize that they are just bunched up blankets.

He kept the lights on during sleep to avoid the reoccuring mirage a trois experience.

by Greyegg May 5, 2010

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Mirage Dildo

A Mirage Dildo is a Dildo that looks massive on the package but it's actually really small

Girl 1: I just got my dildo in the mail turns out it was a mirage dildo
Girl 2: That Sucks

by JewishKrabs September 15, 2016

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Mirage

A hallucination, illusion conjured by the brain, resulting from prolonged exposure to extreme heat. This may consist of a water source mirage as seen by a person lost in a desert and thirsty.

Tom dragged himself forward, the demonic sun baking him dry, and spotted a shimmering blue ribbon of a river. Excited, he attempted to run towards the river but found that it was but a mirage. He cried out to the sky in anguish.

by PenguinSnowball February 13, 2018

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