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Side Mistress

A side mistress is a lady that your lady knows about but they don't do anything about it because it's perfectly fine with the both of them.
Sally knew Bill was with Victoria, his new side mistress, but she didn't do anything to destroy Bill because Sally and Victoria were secretly lesbians on the down low.
by Ernit July 3, 2023
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Plague Mistress

A woman with whom your relationship advances quickly due to epidemiological pressures.
I’m truly fond of my Plague Mistress, but I wouldn’t spend so much time with her if not for the quarantine.
by WhyDoIHaveToExplainThings March 18, 2020
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shaft mistress

when a man cums on a woman's upper lip between the nostrils and her lips to resemble a stream of cum that looks like a mustache
that girl is a shaft mistress.

Why?

cause, she got a cum mustache.
by skye6 December 5, 2013
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Bar Mistress

A married woman who has been banging dudes on the side since the couple started dating.
Husband “you’ve been banging Corey this whole time?”
Wife “ Yes, I’m a bar mistress
by HOTCARLD August 16, 2023
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Mistress Juliette

When two people lie 69-position and rub each others feet
My girlfriend is really into footplay, so last night I gave her a Mistress Juliette.
by The Captain's Wheel April 24, 2022
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Mistress

a mistress is a female girl or woman who has sex with an married man, knowing he is married. and they will keep this up for the entire marriage. i dont know all the details he may support her as well.
because of her beauty he made her his mistress...that he couldn't resist her even though he was happily married.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 21, 2022
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Broiler Mistress

n, a back line burger King employees girlfriend, wife, lover, etc.
Matt: That girl is beautiful!
Bob: Make her your broiler mistress man!

Matt: My broiler mistress made me cookies. She's the best. And hotter than a spicy chicken!

Matt: My ex-broiler mistress is a real bitch. Id rather make 100 whoppers then talk to her.
by yomom6687 August 27, 2014
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