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Lake Minnetonka

Is a body of water, that encompasses 14,000 acres. It is located appoximatly 15 miles from Minneapolis, Minnesota.
On a warm weekend you can find a variety of Tonka Trash, and Cougars, in oversized ( and overpriced ) vessels, which they own purely to one up their neighbors.
In Libbs bay you will find a dam that feeds Minnehaha Creek, which eventualy flows into the Mississippi River, at which point the river becomes too polluted to swim in.
Lake Minnetonka is a mostly manmade lake, which originated as several smaller lakes, which previouse generations thought would be great to be one large lake (these are also the same people who sank boats in the lake to dispose of them, brilliant). Many channels have been dug into other lakes which in turn they rename as "bays". Although Lake Minnetonka is by no means the largest lake in the state, it does have the most shoreline of any lake in the state. In turn lake shore livving comes at a premium, ( $500,000 to upwards of $50 million) and thus a generation of Tonka Trash has spawned.
Lake Minnetonka is too crowded and dirty, lets go to Prior Lake instead.
by Anti Tonka August 25, 2009
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Someone, whome having done no homework during the week, who manages to ace the class test paper after only an hours revision.
Dude: How did Eric pass that test?! He done an hours revision at lunch. Thats all!!!

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A compliment girls give to their friend who aren't thin but look deceptively thin in a photo.
Comment on Instagram:"Skinny minnie 😍🔥"
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The 2 Season Series with a 3rd season coming very soon.
I can't wait for Mianite season 3!
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Minnie Mouse

an attractive female of mixed racial background (usually of Black and White descent).
"Guess who's back in my motherfuckin' house, half black half white chick I call her Minnie Mouse"

Lyrics taken from Jay-z "Fuck All Nite"
by Amar Bogalampa October 16, 2008
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A baller maniac of sorts and an uber fan of the Police.
This korean has been mistaken as an indian becasue of his tanned skin
He is also the bassist for the band Malfunction/Hard Lixx
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