madison middle school

A place where crack heads and pervs like to teach kids useless crap. Half the kids are on drugs...that they most likely got from their teachers. Don't sit up front.. you might get raped.

Mom: Get ready for school honey.
Child: Do i have to go to madison middle school?
Mom: Yes dear. It's in your district.
Child: I heard that some teachers give you surprises.
Mom: Like what?
Child: Some kind of fairy dust thats supposed to make you feel good. Something like magic I guess.
Mom: .......

by Justmyluck. October 21, 2008

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Dirty Madison

When a girl rides a mans face backwards until she ejaculates. During ejaculation she farts ,then lights it creating a flamethrower and extinguisher at once.

I got a Dirty Madison, that burned my face.

by Harrybalzonia May 21, 2019

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Madison Ivy

German Pornstar famous for her great anal and oral.

"Yo Madison Ivy wanna do something?
What do u mean boss?
U know what gurl!
awww Boss should we ?
Hell yea baby i'm gonna destroy your pussy!
...aaaaaaaaa"

by bd1997 February 2, 2016

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Madison County High School

A school in Virginia.
Where childhood dreams go to die.

Crap, we're in Madison County High School

by Me, again February 10, 2009

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Madison

Madison's are extremely laid back and down for just about anything. You'll have her trust until you give her a reason not to. One of the strongest people you'll know. The one you'll go to if you need to cry. Tell her who hurt you and she won't hesitate to do something about it. Probably the hot one of the group.

"Madison is hot when she's mad, but also dangerous."

by hot_ex_girlfriend December 7, 2015

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