microsoft works

its a complete oxymoron

its called Microsoft Works but it never works!

by drummerbabe967 December 27, 2004

Microsoft

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003

Microsoft Muscle

One of the only well developed muscles on gamers, especially those who have yet to grow pubic hair.

During an argument the kid or effeminate dude in his parents basement will mention how awesome he is and something about your mother

"I can't believe you lost the game for us! I was trying so hard (tears forming)... hard like my 13 year old dick with your mom!"

"Really man? Did you just rip off your bieber T-shirt and flex your Microsoft Muscle?"

by Bdamn February 25, 2011

Microsoftened

When a software package is bought out by a well known development company, and no longer works as well as it used to.

Skype used to be awesome, but now it's been Microsoftened!

by VortyZA August 25, 2011

Microsoft paint

The act of getting ejaculate on your screen while watching porn.

My girl wasn’t putting out and I now I have to clean up my Microsoft paint.

by Icenips September 28, 2022

Micbrosoft

When you have a bro that is extremely good at fixing windows computers. He is also totally against Macintosh and hates Steve Jobs.

Jeffrey: aww man. all this porn has got my computer all messed up
Jordan: dude just call Jose he's our local Micbrosoft
Jeffrey: oh yeah, he is straight durttty with a computer.

by Merksican August 26, 2011