mf lobster

Epic troll status, with occasional bipolar moments set off with ETOH consumption. Has a faithful group of online comrades, but for some reason keeps associations with an STD called Brightdays (the panty sniffing disease)

Hey Roo? You see what mf lobster posted?

by moonbay21 July 25, 2020

mf.shinji

The fatass anitiktoker who finished One Piece in less than 2 months and is obsessed with erisa rule34.

“Hey, did you see mf.shinji’s massive cock? It was as hard as my drunken dad’s punches!”

by MF SHINJI May 17, 2022

MF-Whak

When a 40 - 60 year old man ejaculates into a Ladle or Spoon and later whacks a Bitch Ass Hoe, or other form of personally annoying person, on the head with this Ladle or Spoon

my homie MF-Whaked me yesterday, i couldn't get it out of my hair for hours.

by TheManOfManyGrams June 15, 2022

MF GROOP

MF GROOP is an instagram group chat with some of the prettiest people in the world. They will often chat, but they mainly just send pictures of their pretty faces to each other in this chat.

- Hey, have you heard of MF GROOP?
- Yes. I wanted to join, but I was rejected because I was not pretty enough.
- I could understand why. Everyone in that group chat is an easy 10/10.

by Squinty Life August 31, 2019

MF DOOM

The goat. Your rapper's favorite rapper. All CAPS.

X:Yoo have you heard about MF DOOM? -Yeah he's the goat.

by GogoTheTonka December 3, 2022

mf-count

There was this girl named maya, she is a whore
She fucks people over and has no friends
the mf-count means maya friend count and there is usually a 1 or 2 after it because nobody wants to be her friend.

the mf-count is 1 today cause she fucked over her only other friend yesterday.

by John Smith February 22, 2005

mf'er

Military abbreviation for "My Friend."

Sgt. Connelly was one courageous MF'er.

by zabazuve-ha September 19, 2007