Metrosexual

A: Homosexual in denial.
B: Excuse to dress gay, feeding the inner homosexual.

Ben Affleck is a metrosexual.

by A. Nonimo November 10, 2003

Metrosexual

Someone who adheres to homosexual tendencies but declares their sexual orientation to be heterosexual (supposedly)

Are N'SYNC metrosexuals?
yes.
Is Ryan Seacrest a Metrosexual?
no. he is gay

by watutsi January 27, 2004

Metrosexual

In the closet flaming homosexual who says they are straight (most likely a guilt-ridden Catholic Filipino male)

Remember Matt from the Bicolano Assoc? The one that carries a picture of Imelda Marcos in his red wallet with the sanrio? He's a metro talaga.

by Brian Barnes September 24, 2003

Metrosexual

A man who is married, but is so girly he claims - without reservation - that the obviously pink shirt he is wearing is really "PEACH" as he huffs and taps his foot with his hand on his hip.

Everyone stared at the metrosexual as he whined when his wife decided a good nickname for him would be "Peaches."

by Elizabeth July 31, 2003

Metros City

Metros City, commonly know as just metros or metro is a nightclub located in Perth, Australia where a large populous of mainly Asian (local and foreign) individuals congregate for a night of fun. There are lots of hardcore gangsters there and if your not careful they might just take you to the outside main road blocking all incoming traffic and talk aggressive to you. People are dressed averagely/good, at times you can see someone wearing a tee-shirt with some jeans. There is a terrible ratio of sexes, usually being around 4 males to 1 female however on events it is more balanced but still with more males. At times you will see underage teenyboppers who somehow managed to get into the club usually by a method called "going through the back door". The club is very big and consists of 3 levels, the dance floor, the 2nd floor and the top smoking floor. The club is good for events.

A: "Lets go to metros this saturday night?"
B: "yeah lets get crunk in that motherfucker and get some bitchezzz"

A: "Hey did you hear that someone got stabbed in metros city?"
B: "Yeah I heard some guy killed another guy for stepping on his shoe"
A: "You sure? Someone else told me that he was dry humping his girlfriend all night and touching her ass"
B: "Oh I thought that is allowed at metros? Damn I better stop doing it".

A: "METROSSSSS WAS TEH BEST! WAZ SO DRUNK AFTER DRINKIN THAT SHOT OF BISARDI 151 DAMMM LETS DOIT AGAIN BOIIS
B: "Your 16, go to school kid."
A: "YO i got a fake id y'all"
B: "Your 16, go to school kid."

by Intelligent Strong Sexy Male January 19, 2010

Metrosexual

A man who has a sexual attraction to city buses; esp. in Seattle where the transit system is called Metro and the buses are all labelled Metro on their fronts.

{Juan}: Hey Larry! Did you know that John is a Metrosexual?
{Larry}: Yes I did Juan; I've known that for years if not decades now. He's a real fucking bus freak.

by Telephony June 12, 2018

metrosexual

A guy who:
1. Cares a lot about his appearance.
2. Has more pairs of shoes than his girlfriend.
3. Is not gay, but some may come to the conclusion that he is gay.
4. Watches Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, or even 'the straight guy' was on that show.
5. Is Vanity Smurf.

(Brainy Smurf's mushroom house; Brainy Smurf, Jokey Smurf, Vanity Smurf, Grouchy Smurf, and Smurfette are playing a game of kimps at the kitchen table)

Brainy: Vanity, you're so fruity. You must be homosexual!
Vanity: No, I'm not!
Smurfette: I agree with Brainy. You're so girly, sometimes I wanna smurf up my breakfast!
Vanity: No! I'm not gay!
Jokey: Then what are you?
Vanity: Metrosexual!
Brainy/Smurfette/Jokey: Oh...
Grouchy: I HATE METROSEXUALS!

by Gwen Stefani Grrl February 8, 2004