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a gojo kinnie. need i say more? /hj

my buruzza, a chaotic friend, fun to talk to, fun to play games with
by yotasukei July 22, 2021
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Lil' Merp

Another name for the Youtuber Merpwam.
Lil' Merp in the derp in the slurp
by bettafish541 February 9, 2021
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merp

Etymology:
I first heard the word "merp" in April 1984 when I started a new job. A fellow named Irwin Arnstein, one of the more unique computer programmers on the team, used it instead of "Hi. How you doing?" the very first time I passed him in the hallway, I stopped and asked what he meant and he explained it was a word he used when he passed someone, wanted to be polite and acknowledge their presence but didn't actually want to engage in a conversation about how their day or life was going. I got the impression from Irwin and other people in the office that he had made up the word some time earlier,

A few years later a short section of concrete sidewalk was poured near my office. Late that night I was one of the last people to leave the office and saw the cement was still curing. On impulse I knelt down and wrote "Merp!" and added a smiley face in the wet cement. Last time I looked (1993) it was still there. I'm curious if it's still there today. The address is 222 Municipal Drive, Richardson, Texas. The company is long gone now, but the building is still there (at least on Google Streetview). The cement in question was about halfway between the main doors facing South and the SW corner of the building if someone wants to go look. :)
I could day "How are you?" but since I don't actually want to know I'll just say "Merp".
by Kazrak January 3, 2017
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Merp

Kid 1: I'm going to ride my trycicle on the roof!
Kid 2: Merp?!?
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Merp

Often used when you’re haveing a conversation over messages or online and a conversation turn akward. You use merp to break the silence.
Today was so fun

Yea ikr

What’re you talking about?

We all went to the park it was soooo fun

But you didn’t invite me...

* Awkward silence *

Merp
by M€oooooow September 27, 2020
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Merp

Basically can be your answer to anything.

If you don't know the answer to something or just don't feel like talking, this is a great answer because those around you will take it as a ligit answer
Person1- *states fact and beats you at argument*
Person2- well MERP!!
Person1- Ok, you win
by Luna marrie March 3, 2017
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Merp

The sound you make when something does not go your way; however, it can also be used interchangeably when something goes incredibly right for you. In other words, it is a good replacement for the taboo swear words people cringe at today.
Merp the police!!
OR
Holy Merp! I just won a million bucks!
by NighttOwl March 22, 2017
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