Pull a mencer

To intentionally fail socially by not participating in social or extracirricular activities. Often times excuses are made for not participating. Outstanding attributes of these excuses are that the alternative anti-social event suggested by the excuse will be boring, lame, and will not take long to complete. Sometimes the cause of this phenomenon is the lack of permission of a significant other. See whipped.

Dude 1: Hey man, wanna go to the bar tonight?

Dude 2: Nah, I'm gonna pull a mencer and water my plants and watch some paint dry.

by EstebanTheGreat October 16, 2008

Minger

Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting

Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?

by random aardvark April 19, 2005

whore monger

master of whores

Damn! That pimp is a real whoremonger!

by Cassie March 11, 2003

Brosef Mengele

A Bro'd up version of Josef Mengele, the feared Nazi physician.

Person 1: What's up brosef mengele?
Person 2: Nothing much.

by PoopieDeLoopie January 11, 2010

menders

Going to the pub the day after a pile of Kenny fruities and Artys to try to sort ones head out:-

"Mate I'm badgered lets go see Little T for some menders"

by Willy1981 January 25, 2015

tity monger

1. A bargaining merchant of tits

2. One who frequently screws tits

1. That tity monger set up a stand where he sold tits at various prices.

2. That tity monger couldn't get enough of her tits, he fucked them all night long.

by Nick and Mike September 5, 2007

Menu Monger

A Menu Monger is someone who waits in line at a fast food resturaunt and when it is their turn to order, they have no clue what they want to eat and it takes them forever to decide on food.

"I would have gotten out of McDonalds sooner but I got stuck behind a Menu Monger."

by Somerandomdudeinohio January 23, 2008