pernus malfunction is when somebody wants to use their PP to bang they're stepsister then it breaks in half and a frog dies.
Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got pernus malfunction yesterday.
by loopsipåp March 26, 2021
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Homie 1: Hey man my pet frog just died.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.
Homie 2: Yeah probably because I got Pernus malfunctions yesterday.
by loopsipåp March 26, 2021
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